CA satire - each line features the same rhyme as the title
Weak willed by your own attrition
You’re the blindest thing with 20/20 vision
You’re the babysitter who needs adult supervision
You succeed at failing everything attempted
You're right off the market in the worst condition
1 out of 5 stars in the online listing
Too many choices for your makeshift prison
Your fraudulent free soul’s another slave to the system
Only outsider who requires the center of attention
You’re the loudest voice who's never listening
Gossip queen screams, “Better mind your own business!”
You put yourself in the way in order to say, “Keep your distance!"
You're uniquely boring and ineptly gifted
The most broken brat who ever attempted to fix us
You're a half full glass with a leak that's dripping
On your brand new shoes, now your glass's half empty
You're a new age nutcase faking ancient wisdom
Always preaching what's “real,” mid-pretending
Old school "new energies" quoting words never written
Learning how to live from whom study death for a living
You're a sinner saved by closeted hypochristians
You're a vigilant hippie, hip to neocon glibness
Bull's eye bullshit tools is the title I've given
To you and all the fools who call mindless ranting a religion
Your new slang savvy is wit to the witless
Like your rusty metallic irony's ballsy bitchin
Like your gnarly naysayers' hawking headless hitches
Is that a sense of humor or a vast, immense denseness?
You're not smart enough to be that pretentious
Combining long words which make sense to the senseless
You're a word-a-day calendar trying to construct a sentence
You are an offensive contradiction
I add this poem to my life from which to mark your omission